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Jack Frost Breaks E.Season Eggs

powered by Dave Carroll xD


[The Bunny Sings!]
I flew with Jacky Airlines on my way to Nebraska
The Plane departed, Halifax, connecting in Chicago's "O'Hare".
While on the ground, a passenger said from the seat behind me,
"My God, they're throwing lot of eggs out there"

The band and I exchanged a look, best described as terror
At the action on the tarmac, and knowing whose projectiles

these would be
So before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees
Who showed complete indifference towards me

You Jack Frost...
(You Jack Frost...)
You Broked all my season eggs
You Jack Frost...
(You Jack Frost...)
Some big help you are

You broke it, you should fix it
You're liable, just admit it
I should've flown with someone else
Or gone by sleigh or portal!

'Cause Jack breaks Eastern Season eggs.

When we landed in Nebraska, I confirmed what I'd suspected
My E.Eggs been the victim of a vicious act of malice at O'Hare

So began a year long saga, of "Pass the buck", "Don't ask me",

and "I'm sorry, sir, your claim can go no where".
So to all the airlines people, from New York to New Deli
Including kind Mr. Jack Frost, who says the final word from

them is "no".

I heard all your excuses,
And I've chased your wild gooses
And this attitude of yours, I say, must go

You Jack Frost...
(You Jack Frost...)
You Broked all my season eggs
You Jack Frost...
(Jack Frost...)
Some big help you are

You broke it, you should fix it
You're liable, just admit it
I should've flown with someone else
Or gone by sleigh or portal!

'Cause Jack breaks Eastern Season eggs.

Well, I won't say that I'll never fly with you again,
'Cause, maybe, to save the world, I probably would,
But that won't likely happen,
And if it did, I wouldn't bring my luggage
'Cause you'd just go and break it,
Into a thousand pieces,
Just like you broke my heart

When Jack Breaks all my Season eggs


You Jack Frost...
(You Jack Frost...)
You Broked all my season eggs
You Jack Frost...
(You Jack Frost...)
Some big help you are

You broke it, you should fix it
You're liable, just admit it
I should've flown with someone else
Or gone by sleigh or portal!

'Cause Jack breaks Eastern Season eggs.

Yeah, Jack breaks Eastern Season eggs.

Yeah, Jack breaks Eastern Season eggs.
xD and what happened this curious day that Jacks And The Bunny Knows xD

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